No comments about Chuck Norris Presents: World Combat League - Season One: Greatest Knockouts and Knockdowns.

5 comments about Forest Warrior.

1. I enjoyed this movie alot. The kids are the real stars, and though protecting the envirnment is one of the lessons the movie trys to show, and even better storyline are the people learning how to pick themselves up and not quit when life knocks them down. The father, played by Michael Beck, coming to realize what is really important. His failing and redemption was a major enjoyment for me in this movie. The kids caring for the mountain habitat is catching. And I thought the hijinks the kids used to stall for time against the bad developers was a riot! LOL!! I didn't mind the fantasy(Chuck's Warrior) parts at all, everyone should be able to dream alittle.



2. This movie was geared towards The People's Spiritualty regarding Mother Earth and that life consists of a circle. I plan on purchasing this movie but only when it becomes available in dvd format.



3. There's just something about Chuck Norris. Is it the hair? Is it the roundhouse kicks? Is it the lost list of credentials?
   
   Who cares? He's Chuck Norris, and he's as Chuck Norris as he's ever been in Forest Warrior, a story about a group of young tree-huggers who embark on a fun-filled camping adventure to "the mountain." But wait, what's this? Ne'er-do-well lumberjacks and bad, meany business men want to log the mountain. Not if Chuck Norris has anything to say about it.
   
   With the help of the bafoonish fighting skills of the antagonists, Chuck Norris saves the day again and again. And each time is more entertaining as he transforms into a hawk, and a wolf, and a bear, and the omnipresent spirit of the mountain, which is always there to lend a hand when situations get sticky.
   
   The acting is awful, the script is worse, and the special effects are laughable. But honestly, what more can we expect from Walker, Texas Ranger? Clad in ill-fitting leather shirts and wielding the power of 100 men, Chuck Norris comes to the rescue, to yet again save America's youth from the greed of big business. Way to go, Mckenna!



4. this movie is great for children to learn about the forrest if they are unable to get to one and how to appericate what mother nature has given us and to respect it and take care of it. I was raised up there and was happy to see someone make a movie like this.



5. The reader will forgive me as I indulge in a bit of "I've-vacationed-where-this-film-was-made". For me and my wife, Hood River, Parkdale, and Lost Lake on the North slope of Mount Hood in Oregon is not merely our favourite place to vacation - it's the ONLY place to vacation!
   
   Seeing the film, we recognize places we love to spend every summer that we can.
   
   On our way to Lost Lake, we fuel up at the very gas station that was featured prominently in the film. We've rowed our boat right past the place wher the kids played in the waters of the lake with the baby bear.
   
   The Mountain you see in the film is clearly Mount Hood, the most beautiful of all the Cascade Mountains.
   
   Therefore, if having been to the lovely and serene place where this movie was made, and loving it as much as I do, gives me a built-in bias in favor of "Forest Warrior", then so be it.
   
   Forget about the fact that Chuck Norris, in real life, supports the very politicians who support [and get their support from] the very kind of men his character fights against in the film. Let's just cut to the story.
   
   The young drunk father, a former Sheriff's Deputy [once a real good one, so we are told], is now living in the bottle sinc ehe and his daughter have been bandoned by his wife, and he works in the gas station when he is sober enough to stay upright. The story of his fall and redemption plays well as it's intertwined with the fight that his daughter and her friends wage against a logging tycoon who looks at the forest and sees only dollar signs.
   
   It is this sub-plot of fall and redemption that provides a theme to the film that many others overlook, regardless of whether they praise the film or condemn it.
   
   The careful viewer will recognize Loretta Swit ["Hot Lips" from M*A*S*H]as the owner of the gas station, and mother of two of the boys in the "Lords of Tanglewood" group who later take on the loggers with guerilla tactics, and the help of Chuck Norris as a shape-shifting Spirit Of The Mountain.
   
   Rent or buy this movie, but don't stop there! Follow that with a vacation of your own to Oregon, to Hood River, and Parkdale, and Lost Lake Resort up on Mount Hood. Get a tent and camp up there for a few days, and take it all in for yourself.
   
   Experience the place where this film was made, and then you might feel for yourself what "Forest Warrior" is all about.

No comments about Ginger: Ginger/The Abductors/Girls Are for Loving.

4 comments about Ginger.

1. The first in a trilogy of films starring Cheri Cafarro (the winner of a Bridget Bardot look-alike contest) as Ginger MacAllister, "the female James Bond". Ginger, although she has no training in things like law enforcement or detective work, is recruited by an agency to take down a small time blackmail and drug ring in New Jersey. Copious nudity and badly-staged violence probably made this one a big hit at the drive-ins. The other two films, "The Abductors" and "Girls Are For Loving" had bigger budgets, and ALL rate VERY low on the Political Correctness scale. Your enjoyment will be directly related to your taste for sleazery.



2. Perhaps at the time this was considered a great movie. Me being a bondage fan was looking forward to this film with high enthusiasm. What I found was just far too low in terms of quality. I'm not looking for James Cameron quality but I was expecting this film to stress on the fantasy as opposed to straight-out sex in every scenario.

   To keep it short.

   Pros: some decent looking women and has bondage.
   Cons: the women may be decent looking but don't meet what you'd expect, poor execution, you should stick to watching Baywatch.




3. "Ginger" is an astoundingly bad film. You will be stunned by how incredibly bad it is. Seriously. It makes "Reefer Madness" look like an art film.
   
   On the plus side, "Ginger" and it's sequel "The Abductors" have more bondage and gratuitous nudity than any other "mainstream" movie I've ever seen, with the exception of "Barbarella." If you happen to be a twisted, drooling, cackling, sicko pervert (*waving*) that counts for a lot!!
   
   I first saw these two films as a double-feature at a drive-in thirty years ago. They were *not* designed for porno theaters, but they pushed the limits of soft-core bondage films as far as they ever got pushed.
   
   Your Humble Jester,
   
   Philip the Foole
   
   Fetish Diva Midori, summing up a scholarly lecture on the history of "Ancient, Authentic, Mystical Japanese Rope Bondage"
   (makes two-handed boob-grabbing gesture)
   - Ancient Kung Foole Proverb by Fetish Diva Midori



4. "Ginger" is a spy movie with lots of sex, drugs and scandal. Sorry, no alcohol. People are raped, killed, castrated and have lots of sex. Heck, why not? Ginger, our heroine, was raised as an upper-middle class girl turned a spy.
   
   She infiltrates a group that deals in drugs, sex and blackmail. The acting was bad, but, what were you expecting?! Bad but, you know, so bad it's good. But, honestly, the group leader, did he have to exist?! Rex, the leader of the group looks like a cult leader into S&M and HORRIBLE at acting. And I mean, horrible. He is probably one of the worst actors ever. Ever!
   
   The movie was entertaining nevertheless, and the fight scenes were laughable. Honestly, I can take Ginger with my hand tied behind my back! And somehow, she *almost* always won. The fight scenes were really badly choreographed and downright silly. In conclusion, this 70s movie was funny. Can anyone be that uncoordinated while dancing? Honestly, that was not sexy. Sorry guys, that was NOT sexy. But, the film was somewhat entertaining.

2 comments about The President's Man.

1. Chuck Norris is getting on in years, and must be eligible for a pension right about now, but if you have even a shred of doubt that the Chuckster still has the moves, look no further than this for proof that he is still THE man when it comes to a bit of US chop socky.

   The rest of the movie is pretty standard TV fare, with an unknown guy I've never heard of doing a second rate Norris impression, some 1995 style editing and the kind of sub-standard dialogue you would expect from a TV action movie, which is watchable but not enjoyable.

   but this is what makes it so great. this is an unshamedly retro TV movie, not letting story get in the way of the reasonably good action scenes, and having leads give performances that would make Keanu Reeves blush (Chuck Norris excluded naturally)

   And of course, Chuck is the reason to watch this movie. He still has the moves, still has the stare, and still has the charisma to make you watch straight to video movies. warning: rent but don't buy this movie, as it probably won't hold past one viewing.




2. This is one of the best Chuck Norris movies I have ever seen. The martial arts in this film was very thrilling. Chuck Norris
   works directly for the President. He does a great job on keeping matters confidential, and when it comes to impossible jobs to be done, the President goes directly to Chuck Norris. He also has the task of rescuing the First Lady from terrorists, and then once again, he must face new missions. This is a movie not to be missed. If you like Chuck Norris, you will love this action packed movie. I will definitely buy any Chuck Norris movie I can find.

1 comments about America Home Of The Brave.

1. Very little of those on the cover, but a good coverage of Roy Rogers.
   I wasn't impressed.

5 comments about Hellbound.

1. This play out like or same old cops films you see before, but with a twist. The bad guy is not the same as you see in other cops film. The bad guy is a high rank demon from hell with help from other low ranking demons from hell. The high ranking demon and the low ranking demons is trying to bring fore hell on earth by killing a person with royal blood and the good guy is trying to stop the high ranking demon and the low ranking demon from bring fore hell on earth.
   
   If you like cops film and horror films, this film is mostly a cop film with a little bit of horror mix in if you like that sort of thing. If you do, this film is a ok run ride.
   
   This film has got no swearing and no sex and no nudity and no gore which I am very please to say.
   
   From a chirstian point a view you can teach a non chirstian about demons from hell and tell them this film is base on fact and fiction, but you must tell the non christian the real facts on demons first before you and your non christian see this film. This film will help you as a chirstian to teach the non chirstians about demons and they evil power and bring them closer to Jesus our lord.
   
   
   For the glory of God.
   
   PS I dont why this film is so over price, you buy the film much cheaper DVD and VHS on this site.



2. This play out like or same old cops films you see before, but with a twist. The bad guy is not the same as you see in other cops film. The bad guy is a high rank demon from hell with help from other low ranking demons from hell. The high ranking demon and the low ranking demons is trying to bring fore hell on earth by killing a person with royal blood and the good guy is trying to stop the high ranking demon and the low ranking demon from bring fore hell on earth.
   
   If you like cops film and horror films, this film is mostly a cop film with a little bit of horror mix in if you like that sort of thing. If you do, this film is a ok run ride.
   
   This film has got no swearing and no sex and no nudity and no gore which I am very please to say.
   
   From a chirstian point a view you can teach a non chirstian about demons from hell and tell them this film is base on fact and fiction, but you must tell the non christian the real facts on demons first before you and your non christian see this film. This film will help you as a chirstian to teach the non chirstians about demons and they evil power and bring the closer to Jesus our lord.
   
   
   For the glory of God.



3. Let's be honest, Chuck Norris movies are bad. Pretty much all of them are bad enough to be good.
   
   "Behind Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin... there is only another fist"
   
   You know, its just like watching all the Schwartzeneger movies, just for the one-liners.
   
   I think Chuck Norris is pretty much the poster boy (better say poster "destroyer" instead of "boy" just in case he finds out i wrote this writeup and comes and kicks my ass) for the tough-guy cop.
   
   You gotta see in the beginning of this movie, when Chuck challenges one of this pimp's sidekicks to hit him in the face, so he can show no emotion or pain as a result - "you call that a hit?". He then punches the guy back so he fly's over the hood of the car. Hilarious.
   
   Well, you know exactly what you're in for when you go watch a Chuck Norris movie. Pretty much an hour and a half of that. Its totally fun.
   
   I think Chuck should make an appearance in the next Starsky & Hutch-stlye comedy film. It would be great.
   
   The plot is the following: An evil spawn of the devil named Prosatanos, is unleashed onto the earth. Chuck and his sidekick cop are out to find and destroy him, while overcoming all the human obstacles in the way. Actually the plot gets a little more complicated than that, involving the crown of some scepter, and royal blood.
   
   But in the year 2006, you're not watching Chuck Norris movies for depth, but pure comedy instead.
   
   Had it not been for his seriousness, the movies wouldn't be near as fun a decade or so down the line.
   
   Ayways, pure comedy is what you'll get. The movie is brilliant.
   
   Buy it. Rent it. Whatever. You gotta see it.



4. When I saw the title, read the product description and the other high-rated reviews for this movie, we ordered it. The story is all right and the plot, maybe not as strong as other movies. I liked the feeling of terror and Chuck Norris comes around to save us and still be cool, calm and collective. The funniest part is where this boy swaps sidekick Johnson's (Calvin Levels) wallet and Shatter (Chuck Norris) has to help him find it and then later gives him his money back. HaHa! The best part though has to be the final fight at the end when Shatter finally destroys the demon by throwing the object of power into him.
   
   SEVERAL COMMENTS ON A "CERTIAN REVIEW" WHICH CAME FROM Letchworth, England on March 20,2006 called Two Cops Vs. A Demon from Hell.
   This is a police/horror mix to this movie BUT to say there is NO swearing?!
   
   To EVERBODY out there who reads this, the "F" word was used several times along with repeated uses of other profanities throughout the movie. If somebody doesn't call that swearing, then tell me what is!!! Or you could say, If somebody called it swearing, then SUSAN PARR could tell you what its not?!
   There also no close caption either so TV Guardian won't work.
   For those of you who get R movies rated just for violence which is just what it was rated for, LOOK ELSEWHERE!!!
   
   And There is NO Gore Either?! Somebody next to Ms. Parr better `knudge' her because she has fallen asleep AGAIN!!!
   The scene where the rabbi is murdered in the apartment his Heart is RIPPED OUT and later tossed on the floor in front of Shatter (Chuck Norris) who briefly encounters the demon after a prostitute is thrown from a window onto the cops car. And the subsequent murders are very bloody or Gory.
   So Bottom Line, There is too swearing and there is a scene or two of gore. Those are the TRUE facts. To say there isn't would be dishonest. On the other hand, if you don't mind any of that you should probably rent the movie first because it's only good to see ONCE(in my opinion).



5. Hellbound: Seriously, was this a 95 minute hallucination or one of the greatest B horror movies ever? Sid could go on forever about all the things that made this movie perfect in every way, but we will try to keep it reasonable. We decided on this one after watching what Chuck could do to a foe in a horror movie in the classic Silent Rage. In our review of that one, we begged Chuck to do a sequel. Little did we know that we didn't need one, as Hellbound more than made up for the absence of Silent Rage 2: Ramon's Revenge.
   
   The film starts in the Middle Ages with some Crusaders burying the demon in a stone casket and locking it with daggers. The demon is played by the same actor as the bad guy in "The Final Sacrifice," or "Rowsdower!" as it was titled in its North Pole release. Anyway, flash forward to 1951 and two homeless men somehow find the tomb. Instead of leaving it alone, they pull the daggers out so they can sell the stones on the handles. Even as it was happening, you knew it was a bad move. Of course, the demon pops out of the tomb like he was Sid jumping out of a stocking and goes nuts. Flash forward again to "Chicago Present Day" where Chuck is a hardass cop. This is especially illustrated when a street tough mouths off to Chuck and Norris naturally punches the guy 10 feet into the air onto a parked car. O yeah, the street tough was the one, the only Iceman! That's right, THE Iceman. As in "The Iceman has melted. Two more and I'm coming for you, Vachs." From Death Ring. The reaction by Sid was one of hillarity, excitment and sheer amazement all rolled into one.
   
   Now, this movie was released in 1993. For two reasons Sid really hopes it was shot shortly before its release and not shelved for a few years first. Number one, there's a good chance that Norris shot this classic on hiatus from Walker Texas Ranger. Also, if it was shot in that 1992-93 period Chuck and Billy Ray Cyrus were the only people not living in a trailer park with mullets like that. Maybe Chuck tapped into his inner Segal and grew the back out for strength. Who knows? Now the demon is killing holy men in Isreal. So, of course they send Chuck and his partner Vanilli. I know you're asking yourself "Why would they send a Chicago cop to Isreal to investigate a killer?" The answer is that the power of Chuck in a Sonny Crockett costume and with the mullet flowing can beat anyone or anything as we would soon find out.
   
   At the end of the flick, Chuck is trying to rescue his love interest, played by Arnold's love interest in Kindergarten Cop, from the demon. So, it's Chuck Norris vs. a roomful of demons. No contest, Chuck wins. He always wins. We've now seen him take down terrorists, several Vietnimeese POW camps, and pure unadulterated evil. This man is totally insane. When Chuck is taking on the boss demon, he unleashed quite possibly the most killer move in film history. That's right, the slow-motion, double right legged kick. Words cannot do it justice. It was breathtaking. Another aspect of this movie that brought it into the pantheon of B was that it shattered two previously long standing records. One for times Sid asked "What the hell is going on here?" and one for times Sid asked "What is this, are they serious?" Two absolute must questions for a classic B to evoke from its viewers, as you already know.
   
   Now, Sid always goes the extra mile for his loyal fans, so we did some research and found out that Hellbound was once upon a time shown on Joe Bob's Drive-In theatre. It was even nominated for a Hubbie. Sounds strangely similar to a Sid the Elf Woody award. Hmmm. In honor of that, here are Sid the Elf's drive-in totals:
   
   
   1 heart being ripped out
   
   1 impaling
   
   1 hooker being thrown from a window onto a cop car
   
   2 breasts
   
   1 attempted baby sacrifice
   
   1 30 minute streach of film that nobody understood...
   
   and 5682 punches/kicks landed by Mighty U.S. Warlord Premier Norris
   

5 comments about Demon Wind.

1. This film to me was one of those "Almost" films. Almost, but no cigar. Not much thought in the storyline, and the acting was somewhat weak. To myself, it was like an Evil Dead, Night of the Living Dead, and a touch of Friday the 13th, ripoff. Friday the 13th, meaning at the begining of this film, with the old man, Harcourt, telling them not to go there, to stay away if they know what's good for them, etc. But then again, there are quite a few movies that do that. The movie starts with this couple in a farmhouse in the year 1931. She's praying and whatnot, while candles burn in the house, as well as in the center of a pentagram, while demons are screaming,"you can't keep us out". It seems that this farmhouse is some gateway to hell, and grandma has some spell that keeps them at bay. Until this night. They seemed to have possessed her husband, and all hell breaks loose. Then we skip to present day.So, here we have a young man, his girlfriend, and a couple of car-loads of their friends, in the middle of nowhere, in search of a rural farmhouse, where the lead man, Cory's grandparents had suffered a horrible fate, almost 60 yrs. ago.It seems Cory is determined to find out what or whom killed them.(pretty stupid reason wanting to find out after all these years, but hey, it's a movie) When they find the farmhouse, a couple of the girls, mainly Molly, feels some bad vibes there.Cory, determined to find out what happened to the grandparents, does not really care about the bad vibes, and decides to investigate inside the house.There, what was left of it, is everything in place the same night his grandparents were murdered. (even the beautifully cooked turkey, that still looks like it just came out of the oven, I'd like to know where you can buy a turkey like that, that stays that good sitting around for 60 yrs.) Practically all the stuff in there looked brand new. It must have been some great weather conditions to keep all that stuff looking like that. Could'nt the makers of this movie at least thrown some dirt on stuff to look like it's been sitting around for years? Anyway, strange things start happening. These 3 little girl ghosts, demons, or whatever they are, appear and takes one of the girls.So, they deceide it's time to leave, but the cars will not start. They decide to walk, but then a mysterious fog keeps coming while they are walking, and takes them right back to the farmhouse.Seems there is no escape, and they systematically start getting bumped off. After being killed, they come back as "DEMONS", and go after the living that remain, at the farmhouse. (Kind of sounds like Evil Dead to me). This movie, I think, could have been alot better, if there was more gore, and made a little more sense.The acting was typical b-rated I guess. About as corny as you're gonna get. There's some decent one-liners, some slimy, gorey effects, but just not enough. The make-up was pretty impressive though. That I did like.All in all though, the movie was not that great. Nothing new presented here. Like I said earlier, you can definetly see that they relied heavily on copying Evil Dead. Personally, I would skip this one, and go buy Evil Dead if you haven't seen it yet.The only reason I gave this 3 stars was for the great make-up, and special effects. Otherwise, i can't say I enjoyed it. I bought it after reading the reviews on here about it.It sounded pretty good, but I was pretty dissatisfied overall.



2. when I first saw this movie I thought it was really scary it still is scary think about it being trapped there with zobmies and you could become possessed by a demon too.



3. I would like to see a preview of the movie demon wind please.



4. When i was 9 yrs old my grandfather had this recorded tape under his bed. When i found it i watched it. It ended up being Demon Wind. Then as i got older i realized that i loved that movie so much because everytime i watched a scary movie i thought about it. So i went to every movie store and none of them had it.. NONE!!! So i finally decided to come online and i found it. Im so glad i did. This movie was my all time favorite. I just loved watching it. I just cant wait til i actually get to have the movie in my hands so i can watch it again!!



5. Demon Wind is a really entertaining fun, bad, Evil Dead type flick, but I wouldn't stretch the truth to say its "good".
   Its damn funny. If you like B horror with kitch, overdone fx, bad acting, and hot chicks you'll love it , but its not a horror masterpiece. I liked it enough to have bought a replacement copy
   but I like horror with kitch, overdone fx, bad acting, and hot chicks ;)

1 comments about Game Of Death.

1. I bought this movie for my collection. As for the movie I think it is not what you would call a good view. The extras are the best part of this movie.
   
   If you are a collector of Bruce Lee's movie this would be part of the collection but other then that you mat be disappointed.

1 comments about Triple Feature: Missing in Action / Missing in Action 2: The Beginning / Braddock: Missing in Action III.

1. you've got to love GOLAN and GLOBUS . they financed so many crumby and mediocre pictures during their heyday , they truly earned the schlock king crown . make no mistake , these are fun pictures (especially the 2nd feature) and for most of the wrong reasons . if you're reading this , you're probably aquainted with these films already . if you've only seen these pictures in their edited forms on television , i can assure you they are worth the investment just to see if you can discern the pained look of CHUCK NORRIS having to speak profanity . there are many other delights to be had here . the gratuitous nudity sprinkled throughout the first two films . the mega-fun slow motion water emergence sequence . the acting that makes a certain theme park's "THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS" look graceful and fluid . things blow up real good too . you know you want the complete saga . hell , we all do .