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5 comments about Baby-Says Bodysuit - Mommy's Little Boy.
- It is well understood that small, new humans are easily confused with each other. Every day, when I see such post-pupaform earthlings, I am immediately confused as to their gender, let alone deciphering them from other vertebrate animals. Conversation is especially difficult because this primitive language requires chromosomal knowledge for proper communication about said tiny humans.
Too often have I resorted to my Covert Instant Gene Sequencer (CIGS) before articuloauditorily communicating with the female caretaker droids. But this is better than the alternative, as it is a bad idea to converse with the caretaker droids while accidentally choosing the wrong gender category of their undeveloped human masters.
I have written a guide on this subject, which gives helpful assimilation advice to my species, such as saying "I compliment you on your so-far successful sexual reproduction of this tiny male and wish your species success in continuing to improve its genome." Because it is complimenting the gender that seems most important, I have sought a means to tag these tiny humans. At first, I used my CIGS and encoded their genders and other vital information onto subdermal beacons, which were injected into the subjects. The tiny humans, apparently acutely aware of occurrences about their dermis, emitted an auditory alarm to their caretaker droids. I also attempted to engrave gender identifications onto each subject's thorax region, but this too was not able to be performed covertly, unless it was followed by acute memory demelioration.
Therefore, I sought out information on gender tagging, and found this item made of plant polymer fibers that humans coat around their offspring and themselves. It was a remarkable find, for I could replicate these items and give them to caretaker droids and they would willingly use them, thus identifying the genders of these undeveloped humans for me!
Now, I only need remember that "boy" means the human 23rd chromosome pair is nonidentical.
- They are cute- but the first time you wash them, the words start to peel off- Definitely turn them inside out and wash on gentle.
- My daughter is going to love this for her newborn son. Item came shipped as promised and is so cute.
- SHIRT QUALITY IS NOT VERY GOOD. THE PRINT ISNT GREAT EITHER...WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR THE PRICE THOUGH?
- this onesie is really soft and looks so sadorable on my son! the downside is the writing "Mommys little boy" started peeling off after the very first time i washed it :(
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By Accessory Innovations.
Sells new for $12.99.
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No comments about Ben 10 - Apparel - Black Baseball Hat with 3D Design.
Posted in Departments (Friday, September 5, 2008)
By Converse.
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4 comments about Converse Little Kids All Star Hi.
- Beautiful quality shoes, perfect packaging. The size ran a little big but that is no big deal. Highly recommended.
- Great shoes and fast shipping, however, the price is a bit high.
- My son wanted these for basketball and it was hard finding them. Ordered them - got them in great time and he really enjoys wearing them.
- I bought these for my toddler son because I know how these shoes, ratty t-shirts and uncombed hair make guys a chick magnet. They were a little difficult to put on sqirming feet, but once they were on, no screaming toddler could pull them off. And pretty women would look at my son and coo, "look, he's wearing baby Chuck Taylors. Awwwww, how cuuuute."
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By Crocodile Creek.
Sells new for $22.44.
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No comments about Ladybug Backpack.
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No comments about rhinestone knit skort.
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No comments about Gildan Ultra Blend Youth Jersey Sport Shirt - Available in 13 Colors in Various Sizes.
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1 comments about Deluxe Harry Potter Gryffindor Child Robe.
- After reading all of the reviews for Harry Potter gear for the kids, I was expecting a shabby piece of cloth with spray paint on it. Perhaps expecting the worst made getting a nice, high-quality item that much better. And the bottom line is that the robe made my daughter amazingly happy. She wore it for days as she watched the movies a few more times than sanity should allow for. It looks the part and made her warm on the inside and outside. It does exactly what a kid's costume item should do.
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5 comments about 10-Pack Baby Bibs - Value Pack!.
- Babies spit, spew, and drool 24/7. With this big pack of simple but good quality bibs, I can have a bib in every bag--and it didn't cost me a fortune!
- These bibs are a fabulous value for the price. They are a little larger than I had expected, but not too big by any means. Considering they are not 100% cotton, they are more absorbent than I usually find cotton/poly to be. The pink pack offered purple, yellow, white, and two shades of pink. They are very plain, with no cute or fancy details by any means. The velcro closure is nice and strong, so far. If function and price is more important to you than form, I recommend these bibs.
- Colors are really just yellow, white and orange.
I thot maybe some blue and pink also, but no.
- I was very impressed with these bibs. They're oversized and very soft and absorbent. Definitely worth the money!
- I bought this recently for a friend's baby shower present and I was very impressed when I received them. For that price and that many, they were soft and also durable. Great buy!
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2 comments about Ben 10: Ben with Alien Heroes Black T Shirt (Boys 4-7).
- I've bought this for my 4 year old, it is a nice looking tshirt, I haven't washed yet, so I hope it does not shrink, the size 4-7 fits him well, but I think it would be too small for a 6 or 7 year old.
- very nice & cool shirt. My son loved it. The order arrived in great condition and fast.
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No comments about Disney Barbie Girl's Pink Rain Slicker Size Small 2/3, Medium 4/5 and Large 6/7.
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